Random Person: FWD: FWD: A man you love is gonna show you how much he NEEDS you on monday but you have to send this to 9 girls.No joke. (punctuation and spacing hers.)
Me: If you ever send a message like this to me again, I swear to god I will stab you in your face.
Random Person: Gosh (:Ryley:)
Me: who the hell is this and why should i not stab you in your face?
Ryley: Its Ryley from gymnastics (:Ryley:)
Me: well this is dan from new mexico. stop sending me messages. i don't know who you are, i'm not in gymnastics and i'm not a chick. (:stab:)
Ryley: Oh whoops (:Ryley:)
That's $0.30 worth of text messaging charges I won't get back.